Honda c90 1981 One of a kind bike £500

dread · Post by **dread** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:48 am

messers. surely you jest. you must know what a messer is.

Janz · Post by **Janz** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:34 am

Well I just thought it was someone who messes but the Urban Dictionary has come to my rescue with three definitions! This from them:

1. Messer

Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.

2. Messer

The hardest mother f*****s you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you f*** with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.
Cincinnati Messer f*** shit up

Next one is my fave!

3. Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"
"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

dread · Post by **dread** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:52 am

"stop fuukin me about, you either buy it, or you don't, you fuukin Messa"! " No didn't think so! " now jog on"!

there you go, used in context for Mockney sarf speeking Dilect.

Post by **Newtsalad** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:25 am

This threads going downhill.....

Well, looks like he declined two offers of £550, so letting it go for that, he made £100. Not a huge return for the time he had to invest, collecting it listing it and being around while it's collected. Oh, and dealing with messers.....

Just shows though, the money is out there.

Top Tip to sellers; Don't end your auction early!

Pjam · Post by **Pjam** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:49 pm

Janz wrote: 3. Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"
"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

Now I find out

and me who' just given up smoking

Janz · Post by **Janz** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:26 am

So messers are the new timewasters or tyre kickers? Cool!

dread · Post by **dread** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:24 am

yes bruv, old timey that is. Messa's

Post by **Boo** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:21 pm

I've heard the term 'messer', as someone who messes about - a time waster, used in conversation since I was a little un (70s).

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